If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. But if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.ĭad: Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. They preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery, of the Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament, and the indivisible oneness of the Trinity. Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. Blame the Catholic Church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and Super 8.ĭad: The mill's closed. So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. Patient: Is it a boy or a girl? Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you? Now, a word of advice. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'. Patient: What do I do? Obstetrician: Nothing, dear, you're not qualified. Obstetrician 1: And get the most expensive machine - in case the Administrator comes. Obstetrician 2: And get the machine that goes "Ping!". Part I: The Miracle of Birth Obstetrician 1: Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV.
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